Fashioned in a cozy scale, the hand-made wool patrick-and-square companions cradle Retro BLABU in costumes as vibrant as the cartoon

Towering just enough to catch the eye at nearly half a foot and inviting the playful Pirate Captain and Jellyfish King to cheer, these custom sweaters anchor the design firmly in a color-freckled, fuzzy nostalgia. Huddled beside next to no GDP pop at a tiny fraction, the blend of yarn, nostalgia, and classic vinyl brings the design messily and lovingly forward for collectors— the folklore no one is so aggressively pretends to sat— comes to vibrate in a decidedly flat pop signature. Quantities are delicately scarce enough to appeal to the obsessed, proclaimed for laughably innocent gifting and trade at slightly cheeky price.

Every figure wears custom hand-knit attire that drags SpongeBob and Patrick straight from undersea hijinks into Labubu’s delightfully sneaky monster world, all topped with buttery-soft, tone-on-tone vinyl perfection. The vibrancy and bite of the fabric contrast with the glossy pop of the figure, making the whole delivery sing. Toss in perfectly rolled cuffs and the tiniest, hand-stitched seaming, and there’s no escaping that jaw-drop moment when the vinyl and yarn coax the characters into three-dimensional mischief.

Adult into the laughter of yesterday while the stitching whispers craft from today. Brought together, these pals make a shelf suddenly loud and wonderful. Unfasten their cozy caps, and the same knits can ride in the pocket of a coat, hang from the rearview, or team up with fake-candle flames on those nights when a soft glow feels smart. Proof that mischief can stay in-house, the outfits pop on and off, swinging the toy from shelf face-piece to portable ice-breaker.

Sweeter than an accidental beach find, this Labubu-SpongeBob/Patrick hybrid is a tiny, muddled parfait of nostalgia, yarn clumsiness, and mighty monochrome blush. Grab it to stretch a shelf or to keep the pocket twinkling with artistic glee. Whether the vinyl monster is already nursing a Labubu crush, guarding a plush vinyl vault, or simply agreeing that dumb and gorgeous should cuddle, this mash-up is your chance to embrace the delightfully awkward dream of seawater and monster tea.